Better a witty fool...

2009

June 1
May 5
April 1
March 5
January 129

2008

October 55
August 24
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January

I must say

1) If I can’t get my friends to hate my ex’s new girlfriend as much as she clearly...
Dec 21st

What English majors, class of '09, think...

Me: it would be easier if I had more confidence in my writing. Knox really took that down a peg. again, I know it's all in my head
Polk: So, just fsking do it. What else is there?
Me: swerving into oncoming traffic
Polk: .... I meant to improve your writing...
Me: Oh. Whoops.
Polk: *Aaaaaak-ward*
Dec 18th

Tackle me

I noticed you picked up a lot of followers after changing to your current avatar. Have any more pics...
Dec 15th

formspring.me

raptordactyl: Who’s your best friend? by ImAwake2 My best friend? @afoolishwit Unfortunately we...
Dec 14th

formspring.me

Do you like snakes? I’m generally ambivalent about them. ...
Dec 13th

Two questions about TV

Favorite 5 TV shows of all time. Favorite, not best. Go. REALLY difficult question, especially...
Dec 13th

formspring.me

I’d be willing to engage in a steamy MMF threesome with you and videotape it as...
Dec 12th

Strong Sad and the Case of the...

You seem very sad a lot… Are you sad? Wow…did I really start with this Formspring...
Dec 11th

Fashion advice

So, hypothetically, and I’m asking for a friend of course: What do you wear for a day in the...
Dec 10th

No, you're a bandwagon

If you could be any North American river system, which one would you be, and why? The Mighty...
Dec 8th

Shakespeare, Batman and Stoppard

If you were given a choice between Shakespeare, Stoppard, or Batman, would you have whiskey...
Dec 7th

Judaism and Me: It's Complicated

Would your parents and family erupt if you married a guy who wasn’t Jewish? Asking for a...
Dec 7th

Booze

Vodka, rum or gin? I usually prefer whiskey. But out of the three, I like rum best, especially...
Dec 2nd

formspring.me

You’re very, very funny on Twitter. Do you draft stuff for posting later or just post...
Dec 2nd

formspring, my enemy

The only feeling more pathetic than consciously going for an attention-grab is when nobody responds...
Dec 2nd