There are 2 things my teen angst has pushed me to post about…

1. Girls should not ask guys. Guys definitely need to be men and ask the girls themselves. (Sorry feminism) Statistics show that when a girl asks a guy to a dance, or is the driving force of a relationship, the man’s testosterone levels decrease and his estrogen levels increase. Effeminate men are not attractive, no offense. Call me backwards and traditional, but guys need to ask the girls. End of story.

2. When is a Sadie Hawkins dance EVER okay? Why not “Winter Formal”? or “July in Winter beach bash”? Sadie Hawkins? Really? Ughhh.